kurisani
s-xy with no flaw, loving, kind hearted and trustworthy
a good friend
hot makes every guy fall on their feet
kurisani i shot af!
Read Also:
- damarkco
the most evil,anti-social and caring person you will ever meet. he has the instincts of a killer and the words of a savage.also called the dark revolutionary for leadership reasons. damarkco will kill you. damarkco will take your b-tch.
- shipping off to boston
when a man c-ms on a dude’s b-llsack. he shipped off to boston to drip it down my leg. i’m like, if i’m shipping off to boston the least he could do is move his shaft out of the way.
- Memenesia
when a meme is no longer “cool” and you have to force yourself to never mention it ever again, so as to avoid being mistaken for a meme-layman. you repress its existance from your mind and live on in blissful ignorance, until another frog on a unicycle or some sh-t arrives and fills the deep […]
- ceiling squirting
this is when you rub your pickle to the point you’re ceiling squirting. “chad! are you ceiling squirting again? i’ll go get the towels”
- Thompson tide marks
the bl–dy smears left around a person’s mouth after performing orals s-x on a woman during her period. named so, due to the bl–dy residue resembling the sc-m and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down. person 1: oh sh-t, what happened to your face? you’re bleeding!? […]