Thompson tide marks
the bl–dy smears left around a person’s mouth after performing orals s-x on a woman during her period. named so, due to the bl–dy residue resembling the sc-m and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
person 1: oh sh-t, what happened to your face? you’re bleeding!?
person 2: what? oh, no… my girlfriend is on her period and-
person 1: she gave you the thompson tide marks!? disgusting! you can get hpv doing that.
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