kurplunk
when a group of amigos are trying to think of a drinking game to play, but then the guy with no top lip goes “let’s play a crisp tasting game”, and everyone snarls, until big nose pops up and say “let’s go bowling”, but speech impediment top lip face gets angry and says “we’ve done bowling loads, am i wight?”. then that guy with the m-ssive head that looks like a water jug balanced on top of a large stick insect says “sheriosully ladsh, letsh all sh-t down and relaxsh”, but then bit big teeth chimp man stands up, pulls his trousers down and says “ i know, let’s play kurplunk!”.
i can’t wait to kurplunk you later
when a girl rides a guys d-ck while he is taking a sh-t.
joe hurry up and give that b-tch a kur plunk so i can take one too!
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