Kurt Cobrained
when someone gets wasted to the point that there brains are literally no longer in their skull, they are kurt cobrained.
“ah, f-ck! this kid on the sofa’s kurt cobrained man!”
“what?”
“his brains are all external to his skull and sh-t!”
“ahhh! f-ck! put a lamp shade over his head or something!”
“ahhh! okay, there we go. now what?”
“now we warm these pot noodles up.”
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