kurt warner syndrome


the unfortunate condition where one find’s the love of his or her life before becoming famous, as their newfound stardom would have enabled that person to meet someone far more attractive than the person they met as a non-celebrity.
kurt warner syndrome is named after two time super bowl mvp kurt warner. as a member of the 1999 rams, kurt became a huge star in the nfl. his wife received lots of airtime, and unfortunately for both kurt and the millions of viewers tuning in, she looked more like a butch biker lady than an nfl mvp’s main squeeze.

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