Kurty
the most adorable kind of kitty. it has to be:
1. extra fluffy
2. s-ssy
3. immediately make you want to pick it up and love it
“i wish my boring kitty was a kurty.”
s-xiest man alive. kurtys is insanely attractive and always has the attention of every girl that is within 30 feet of him. he usually has a big w-nker and he puts it to good use. every guy wants to be a kurtys, and every girl wants to have a kurtys.
girl: oh my god! look at kurtys!
guy: i wish i was him!
girl: i wish he was my boyfriend!
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