Kurzka


a member of a secret society with a high tolerance for alcohol, and a strange love of invader zim, swimming, and cl-ssic cars. they congregate at “the compound,” which is located in itasca, il.
hey, i bet that drunk guy with 5 cl-ssic cars is a kurzka.

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