kush kringle


a clever name used to describe someone who is like santa claus in nature dealing with marijuana instead. anyone could be kush kringle, your mom, dad, your fourth grade math teacher mr. johnston, even your weed man, as long as they are generous with the mary jane.
matt: “dude, snoop dogg was at the mall today, handing out 100 free grams of the finest platinum girl scout cookies for a meet and greet.”

jerry: “d-mn he’s a real kush kringle.”

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