kushina
the mother of naruto, the wife to the 4th hokage “minato namikaze” he was the 4th not 3rd and his last name isnt kaziname trust me
naruto: i found out who my mom and dad is
sakura: who
naruto: my mom kushina and the 4th hokage as my dad minato namikaze
sakura: who
naruto: the 4th hokage minato namikaze
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