kuwait
the only country in the world where you have to pay $100 for a bottle of scotch.
before you move to kuwait, make sure you know how to brew your own beer, make your own wine and grow you own gunja.
muslim country
on 19 june 1961, kuwait became an independent state and since then it has been changing to the best because of petrol as the main income and exporting incom on 1990 kuwait was attacked by iraq and the invasion lasted for 7 monthes and took civilians (300) as prisoners of war sadly they died god rest their souls .. kuwait became free because of the actions of fellow arab countries and america now kuwait is a good peaceful country with allies all over the world and kuwait is known for helping poor countries in need in africa/asia
kuwait is improving none-stop now !
guy : dude where u from ?
me : kuwait
guy : so u live in tents and ride camels ?
me : no u f-cktard we live in houses and we ride cars
guy :muslims are terriosts
me : again no f-cktard just because someone acts in the name of islam doesnt mean they are right moron
guy : sorry
me : now go !!
guy -runs away-
a rich country with a mix of ex-pats from some parts of the world. the kuwaiti people are sn-bby, some are really racist…specially against indian and philippians.
its hot during the summer and chilly to the bare bones during the winter. its wealth comes from oil and sells a b-tch load to the us and european countries. and other parts of the world.
some b-tches are hot in kuwait…but the fat people stand out too much.
there are alot of people who are open minded, who travel and live abroad….those people are more notably known as “hathar” (7athar in kuwaiti araboo) which means those who do not hold on to traditional beliefs.
oprah openly stated that she hated kuwaities. it was funny..a rich country, no tax, cheap ciggs, enough ganjah and alcohol to keep the people busy…..hey! i’d hate this maf-ck’n country if i wasnt kuwaiti too.
jack: ay man are you mexican?
the kuwaiti: nah brah i’m from kuwait.
jack: awwh h-lla tight, cuz i was about to say…a mexican wearing armani one day and polo the next…and a gucci wallet
rich country located on the arabian gulf, mostly known for its hospitality, fancy cars and exportation of 14% of the worlds oil. kuwaiti’s enjoy free health care and education and to top it all no taxes. kuwaiti’s really do live a life of luxury. it is constantly called the worlds “beverly hills”. according to porsche 27% of the cars they export go to kuwait annually, thus making it the country with most porsche’s on its streets.
jack: hey, where are you from?
zaid: kuwait
jack: awesome! i’d kill to be kuwaiti.
an -ss-backwards nation of the arabian gulf which decides to maintain a pretense of a modern first world state whilst languishing in the guidelines of an 8th century theocracy.
e.g. no alcohol, internet and movies are censored (in case they offend “islamic values”), etc…
x: where do you live?
y: kuwait
x: you poor b-st-rd. sympathetic pat on shoulder
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