kwaker


1. someone who ditches his/her friends to go take a nap while pretending to do sat homework.
“want to go play brawl”
“no thanks i’m doing sat homework”
-walks into his house and finds sam knocked out on his bed with his sat practice book next to his pillow
“what a kwaker”

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