kwakked


pr-nounced kwok’d.

(adj.) to be thoroughly inebriated.

after the belgian beer crafted by pauwel kwak in 1791. comes in a big, funny gl-ss that pours all over you as you tip it to drink.

alternate spelling: kwaked.
“dude, i think the server-chick is pretty farghin’ kwakked, too.”

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