KwanZa
a artificially created holiday for blacks so they could feel good about themselves and not have to celebrate christmas like the white man.
fo’ kwanza, tyrone gots some gold teef and a foty ounce beer.
a stupid black holiday that is supposed to have an “african” vibe to it. the only problem is that kwanza was invented in california in the latter half of the 20th century.
think of christmas, but instead of ham, there are baby back ribs.
that other holiday n-body really cares about, because:
1. they’re too busy buying things for christmas
or
2. they’re too busy complaining about how chanukah isn’t appreciated enough
hey, you know it’s true.
(1) the basic unit of money in angola
(2) common misspelling of the “holiday”, kwanzaa
…and how much is that worth in kwanzas?
kwanza is the name of the main river of angola, originating from one of angola’s many dialects. it has also become the name of the angolan currency.
– how much does this fruit cost?
– two…
– two what? two kwanzas?
– no, two million kwanzas!….
hanukah for black people.
7 candles in the menorah instead of 8.
“i ate me some fried chicken and collard greens for kwanza.”
1: the basic unit of money in angola
2: a festival featuring african-american culture; celebrated between christmas
1. give me 2 kwanza’s
2. kwanaza is a holiday
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