the ultimate non-denominational winter holiday! consists of fourteen nights, which begin on the seventeenth of december each year. every night of the holiday, you add another plastic miniature snowman to the kwanzamaddanakkuhmas bush, and then proceed with opening your gift. once the fourteen plastic snowmen are on the bush, you light the bush on fire, and proceed with opening the “über gift,” otherwise known as the fourteenth night’s gift.
hey, hey, hey! happy kwanzamaddanakkuhmas!
- ball tapper
when taking a sh-t the log is so long that it taps your b-lls while it falls into the bowl. man i just took a dump and that sh-t was a ball tapper!
1. a person who tends to be silly in a lovable way. 2. a person who is loveable and caring. 3. a person with an awesome sense of humor. “wow. he is so hilarious! he’s just so balraj!” peace loving singh bus w-nker that boy in a superman t-shirt is such a balraj.
- kwa town
a phrase used to describe a situation that’s so awkward it can’t even be described as ‘awk city’ a good way to secretly tell your friend that a situation is awkward without using the word awkward (‘kwa’ is ‘awk’ backwards) when you feel really uncomfortable in a room you can say “kwa town population 1!” […]
- sweatshirt baby
a pregnant girl who hides her pregnancy under a sweatshirt until she reaches her third trimester and finally tell her parents. my cousin had a sweatshirt baby, she did not tell her parents she was pregnant until her ninth month.
1. to be completely burnt out and fed up with your job. 2. to be in a position that definition 1 can apply to you. coined from a seattle based software development product manager that started as clean cut guy in a suit and left as a strung out excuse for a human with stains […]