kward
abbreviation for “awkward,” as opposed to the more standard abbreviation “awk”
pr-nounced so that the “a” sounds like an “e”- “kwerd”
alternate spellings: kwerd, qwerd
person 1: you have something in your teeth
person 2: kward…
the kward is an instrument native to new zealand. it is played by the native people there, by blowing on the mouthpiece and hitting the bottom at the same time.
hey, did you see that kward at the museum? wicked sweet.
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