Kwarf
compound word formed from kweef, fart and barf.
(1)a simultaneous expulsion of gas from a womans v-g-n- and -n-s (kwart) so disgusting that after inhaling the odor, it usually induces vomiting. especially after eating chef boyardee.
(2)a phrase used towards someone you dislike
“while i was f-cking my b-tch she kwarfed and i threw up all over her face and t-ts.”
or
“look at that f-cking kwarf, he dresses like a total c-nt.”
a fart brought on by a sneeze; to do this action
i will not go to work with a cough i may kwarf in someone’s cubicle.
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