kwidditch
your puppy that is so bad you love her and she is the worst. she is tiny, thinks she’s a cat, licks you until the world ends, and chews your couch. but she is the best thing that happened to you and you love her so much. she is so cute and your little baby girl. she has a white stripe on her brown muzzle and is the biggest harry potter fan in the world. she loves you. but she is the dumbest animal, too.
kwidditch! stop eating my underwear!
kwidditch! stop eating my egg rolls, you terrible beastie!
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