kyfke


a strange creature that wears kandi bracelets, wears dark clothing and hides from the sun.
you may spot a kyfke at the mall, at your local arcade, behind the movies giving some high little scene boy a bl-w j-b. if you spot a kyfke take a picture and keep your girl friend on a leash because kyfkes love the puss puss!
johnny-“did you see that kyfke?!”
suzzie-“oh my god, its t-ts are huge! god i want to bang its face off”
johnny-“we are over”
-suzzie runs off to mate with the kyfke-

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