1. late night run to the store to buy more lubricant to get the job done.
2. late night run to kentucky fried chicken for chicken on the go
me: dude, i need to do a kygo.
friend: are you going for chicken or lube?
when a person named tyrone goes to a library and proceeds to have an aneurysm. liberitarianism
intentionally making yourself visible on someone’s facebook page to discourage others from liking or commenting. guys are like vultures liking and commenting every time kelli posts something so i posted a sweet meme to like block them. when you’re about to like a comment on a social media site but a new comment is posted, […]
- Liquid Beans
after having -n-l s-x, the p–p chunks left on the mans d-ck get rubbed on the partners belly b-tton and then he c-ms straight on it. he then mixes it with the tip of his p-n-s, creating a soupy mixture. thus, liquid beans! he dude i made liquid beans last night!
- Loaf and a Half
a loaf and a half means 150 dollars, half a loaf is 50 and a loaf is 100 dollars. buyer: “aye man you have any weed for sale?” dealer: “i have half an ounce, but it will cost you a loaf and a half.” buyer: “alright that sounds good.”
- long road to haul
a saying meaning a hard life ahead with much obstacles and difficulties. also sometimes mistakenly stated as a long road to hoe. this would imply that they are either digging up the road or having s-x for money down the road. the correct would be long road to haul. something just isn’t right in the […]