kyitty
(kyt-itty) keeper of the most spectacular beard in the known universe, driver of the most insanely awesome tacoma and general manly-bad-ss. currently he is secluded away in the mountains attempting recharge from his colossal fandom of gorgeous women. if you’re ever lucky enough to meet this man, take a photo because meeting someone as incredible than this, is more rare than killing a dragon.
all women everywhere: i wonder where kyitty has disappeared too, i miss relishing in his glorious beard.
all men everywhere: i wish i was as much of a man as kyitty is. maybe i could finally get laid!
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