a super, mega, ultra, obnoxious uber jew b-st-rd that will do strange things like drive 10 miles to save 2 dollars or goes to the bathroom really fast because he thinks taking too long waste time he could use doing other jewy things like counting his gold with one hand and stealing your money with his “concentration-camp thin” fingers and a kung-fu grip. he will often kick a gentile down with his cloven hooves for less than a buck. sometimes a nickle. he will also haggle with anyone from a girl scout to a hooker, even himself. he also tries to make money like using a 42 cent stamp to get a 50 cent rebate. will save a dollar a week for a year for something special but end up saving the tiny nest egg instead.
jew b-st-rd 1: wow! i just found a coupon for the store jews-r-us where i can save $0.67 if i spend 20 dollars. all i have to do is make sure i can use the sh-t out of everything i buy twice.
friend: ….. wow. you can be such a kykenstien when you really try.
jew b-st-rd: i don’t know any other way to live. i’m a kykenstien!! i can’t help myself!!!
friend: maybe you should eat more pork. that outta knock the kyke right outta ya!
- kanye south
kanye west’s spanish brother. separted from birth and lives on the south side yo i heard kanye south moved to mexico yeah he’s always drunk
- same sh*t, different *ssholes
when you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend. “so much for the promised change. i was sure obama would be the one.” “oh well. same sh-t, different -ssholes…”
- same sh*t; different island
the theory that an island is not inherently different from another neighboring island. the theory relies upon the spoken accounts of recent tourists. no matter which island the traveler visits, he will always encounter: 1) aggresive touts selling t-shirts, conch sh-lls, and other worthless cr-p. 2) crazy taxi drivers. 3) hot, humid weather. 4) panhandling […]
a yak with a strong sense of h-m-s-xuality person 1: dont be such a karasinski person 2: i am not!
katchup and mustard combination. the two together. mixed for eternity. yo’ you got yo katchup in my mustard. = katchtard.