kyle broflovski


kyle broflovski is a main character in the animated tv series south park. he is known for being the only jew in town and his politically active parents. he is often ripped on for being jewish, ginger, and his mom being from jersey: mostly by eric cartman.

kyles best friends are stan marsh and kenny mccormick, and his only love interests up to date have been bebe stevens and robecca coltswad.

though his family is jewish and kyle says he is to, there have been many instances of kyle losing his faith, so many believe him to actually be theist agnostic.
cartman: aye kahl! jews can’t play basketball so just give up already!!

kyle broflovski: shut up fat-ss! i can do whatever i want!

cartman: aye! i’m not fat you stupid jew!
kyle broflovski is the jewish kid from south park. he is stan’s best friend, somewhat kenny’s friend, and he always gets made fun of by cartman because he is jewish. he has a mom, a dad, and a younger half-brother that is canadian. his teacher was mr. garrison, then mrs. chokesond-ck, now it is ms. garrison, mr. garrison with a s-x change. kyle also has a bag of “jew gold” hanging around his neck.
cartman: f-ck you kyle broflovski, you’re just a f-cking jew.
quite possibly the coolest character on south park.
he’s a jew. hes smart. and he has a hugr red jew fro that he hides under his green cap.
i love kyle broflovski!!
my future husband, one of the main characters on south park. he wears this awesome green hat, hes a jew <33, he is insanely s-xy, and i heart himm.... hes also stan marshs best friend, and hes usually har-ssed by eric cartman, the fat racist -sshole that we all know and love! :)second part of the "oh my god they killed kenny, you b-st-rd" joke. =] ... ... i love south parkkk :d cartman: shut your godd-mn jew mouth! kyle broflovski: fat-ss!

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