Kyle King


this guy has a huge d-ck and b-lls the size of kickb-lls. he’s wanted by every lady in the entire world, and often makes girls wet just by mentioning his name. he’s like the chuck norris of anything s-xual.
guy: man, i wish i had a c-ck like kyle king.
lady: oh my g-d, i need to go change my panties.
guy: why?
lady: you mentioned kyle king, he’s soooo hot.

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