Kyle Novak


the absolute deffinition of a fruitcake f-g h-m-s-xual loser.
kyle novak: u no whats funny, 3 herpe infested sk-nks sitting on a hill, creeping it up while watching a stud skateboard, thts kind of funny, why the f-ck wouldnt u guys leave u creepy f-cks!!! just cuz u want my d-ck and ur nasty little chicks do to dont giv u the right to see me skate!! shut up el desperado

girl: hahaha i wouldnt call that skating

kyle novak: mm ur right, its called being pro! congradu-f-cking-lations, r-t-rd finally got something right in his life!! wow good job el desperado

girl: if thats pro then im great at skateboarding!

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