Kylee Marie Navarro
kylee marie navarro is the queen of everything, and second to none. some day she will take over the world. intelligent, and ravishing, her beauty captivates many. dylan obrien also happens to be her soulmate, so that is a bonus.
often referred to as “regal, stunning, totally awesome,” many find it hard to be in her angelic present.
legend states, that with a wave of her hand – she can vanquish armies, destroy legions, and annihilate empires.
person 1: “did you see that girl? she is such a kylee marie navarro.”
person 2: “you fool. only one person is worthy of that t-tle, and that is kylee marie navarro herself.”
or…
person 1: omg kylee marie navarro, if i try, will i ever be as cool as you?
kylee marie navarro: “you know kid, it is okay to dream., as long as you don’t believe in you dream. because no matter how hard you work, no matter how hard you try, you will reach the epic greatness that i posses.”
or…
person 1: “omg you are kylee marie navarro! can i have your autograph?!
kylee marie navarro: “no peasant”
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