Kyoto Cocoa


the practice among j-panese businessmen of requiring a prost-tute to eat nothing but chocolate for seven days. on the seventh day, said j-panese businessman dines on her excrement.
if you have the wherewithall to purchase exclusive rights to a prost-tute for an entire week, you may be interested in trying out the kyoto cocoa.

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