kyrie irving

kyrie drew irving is only the greatest player to ever touch a basketball. the greatest basketball player to ever play the sport. the best player of any sport of all time. as a child he would wake up from the pleasant dreams of him victimizing his opponents with his god-like handles. his father would wake him up every morning for school and force him to dribble his breakfast on the way to cl-ss. as he got older and started dunkin on people like the beast that he is, he’d go to the blacktop searching for any opponent he could find and put all of them b-tches under the rim. breaking ankles as if they were toothpicks. i tried using him on 2k but i used a mean crossover and my f-cking ps4 fell. kyrie agreed to let lebron come to cleveland to help him win a championship, while he didn’t really need help. who needs a team when you have kyrie? kyrie could take on team usa, the dream team, and the past 40 nba championship teams, 700 to 1. as soon as the ball touches the ground everyone within a 10 foot radius looses all feelings in their ankles, scientists tried to figure out the cause of this.
kyrie “handles like a doorkn-b” irving
kyrie “who the f-ck can check me” irving
kyrie “don’t reach young blood” irving
kyrie “harlem globetrotter” irving
kyrie “goat” irving
kyrie “i don’t miss those things called jump shots” irving
kyrie” get buckets” irving
kyrie “lebron who?” irving
kyrie “i don’t plan on missing anytime soon” irving
kyrie “ability to dunk a three pointer” irving
whose the best athlete in the world?
kyrie irving
kyrie ” uncle drew” irving is a professional nba player for the cleveland cavaliers. he is known for his dynamic offensive ability, explosive ball handling, and clutch genes. kyrie is one of the most popular nba players in the league, reason so is because of his streetball type of play style. irving was the first pick in the stacked 2011 nba draft and has risen p-ssed numerous injuries. in 2016, he became known as one of the league’s best when hitting the game winning shot on game 7 of the nba finals.
stephen a smith: kyrie irving, he’s a baaaaadd maaann!

me: irving is a f-cking young god

lebron james: kyrie irving is the best point guard in our league

klay thompson: dam, i can’t guard kyrie irving

mike breen: ” irving on curry, one-on-one, he puts it up, it’s good, kyrie irving from down town”

me: ” hey did you see kyrie last night?”

friend: ” yeah. kyrie the goat man.”