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• magunt

  when a male reaches such an extreme weight that his gut forces his p-n-s to recede inside of him creating a v-g-n- like chasm; effectively developing into the male equivalent of the female condition know as a “gunt.” see “gunt” definition for further details. tom’s fabulously cavernous magunt was so fetching the lance could barely […]

• Kaboof

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• Family Crisismess

  this has two distinct phases: phase one optimism incurable optimism on the part of at least one person that the “season of good will” has the power to somehow magically prevent arguments/fights between all those people in the family with well-known socially dysfunctional personal qualities and/or antagonistic issues with other similarly-minded family members. phase two […]

• Fap Glove

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