Kyrstyn


the s-xiest, coolest, most bootylicious i ever did saw. beyond fun to be around. the light of the party and one of the best people you could ever possibly meet. amazing, i’d marry that girl. i love her. her eyes twinkle in the star light. she makes awesome pasta. also, her peanut b-tter and jelly sandwiches rock the world. she kicks major -ss, she breaks bones, but most of all, she facking rocks prom. don’t fack with her.
ain’t no girl as rockin as kyrstyn!

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