L. Ron Hubbard
quite possibly, the greatest conman ever. see scientology
why mister tom cruise, the evil aliens are attacking your brain. give me the porsche 928 from risky business and i’ll see what i can do.
a satanic religious pimp who was quoted as saying”if you ever want to make a whole lot of money, start your own religion”, straight up.
you are the enlightened beings,im so proud you all have ”cleared” all these obstacles. after all this world is all about the spiritually elite, said l.ron hubbard, the satanic pimp.
conartist that wants ppl to believe that they’re infested by evil alien souls, and that should pat big money to have them kept at bay… luckily, only desperate/gullible losers and r-t-rded celebrities believe him.
deserves to have his d-ck cut off by papercuts.
“oops i failed my math test… hmm what would l. ron hubbard say?”
-points at sky-
“d-mn you xenu!!! daaammmnnnnn yooooouuuuu!!!!!!”
the greatest con man on the face of the earth. founder of scientology, a religion based on donating money to gain eternal happiness. as much bullcr-p as this really is, millions of people all over the world already belong to this scam, makin mr. hubbard a very rich man. it is completly pointless to hate l. ron hubbard for scamming so much people; instead, hate all those dumb-ss americans (such as john travolta, tom cruise, etc) for falling victims to the most idiotic yet successful scam ever. f-ck it, they deserve to get conned for being such idiots and actually believing that an alien name xenu ruled the galaxy over 65 million years ago.
l. ron hubbard is the greatest con man in the world thanks to all of his idiot followers. my role model, ladies and gentlemen.
lafayette ronald hubbard is the founder of scientology, and perhaps the greatest genius to have ever lived. not only has he tricked millions of people into believing his bogus science, but he actually has them /paying/ to raise their rank within the church, and learn more of its secrets.
hubbard is, perhaps, the greatest con-artist in the history of mankind
tom cruise is a f-cking dumb-ss.
scientology is the greatest scam ever.
l. ron hubbard, you are a genius
quite possibly the cause for everything corrupt in this world today.
“if you want to make a lot of money, start your own religion” – l. ron hubbard
quite posaily the stupidest man to ever live on the face of the earth. invented scientologly. a terrible cult like reiligon. that belive lord xenu put alien souls inside of you. the only way to get them out is with the e-machine aka (tin cans).
l. ron hubbard was kicked at of all countrys he tryed to excape to.
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