La Conchita
a small coastal community in southern california, between carpinteria and ventura.
a constant cause of traffic congestion because of it’s awkwardly designed freeway access points. also has a bike path right beside the freeway, which f-ggot bicyclists in spandex use a lot.
quite a sh-tty looking place, even if it is on the coast.
if they bulldozed la conchita traffic would flow much smoother.
those f-cking cyclists should be run over.
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