La Luz
a very small town next to a slightly larger town called alamogordo. both are the worst places to be if you are between the ages of nine and thirty. absolute worst place ever if you are between the ages of 16 and 21. it is far away from everything. the limited things to do in alamogordo are the same for people in la luz, except, if you are in la luz you are at least fifteen to twenty minutes away from anything.
new person met in another city: hi there, where are you from?
you: la luz
np: where the h-ll is that?
you: next to alamogordo
np: where the h-ll is that?
you: nevermind.
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