1- a shanty beach town in uruguay two hours away from punta del este. during ‘carnaval’ the one mile long street is stampeded by over twenty thousand people with masks on, and little to no clothing. people carry a bottle of hard liquor in one hand and a bottle of silly string in the other, spray each other with said substances, and run around acting like savage animals. there are music stands (as there are at music festivals) so people can dance. everyone makes out with each other.
2- once a year, during ‘carnaval’, the most beautiful men in south america show up to this beach town to pelt girls with silly string and then make out with them
1- a man sprayed my eyes with silly string, and then another one tried to help me wash it out with vodka! it f-ck-ng hurt! and then we danced.
2- one of the beautiful men i kissed at la pedrera told me he has herpes. i feel bad for the 20+ innocent victims i kissed that night i may have given this to.
- west wardsboro
a small town in vermont led by the very creatures that were sp-wned and raised there.also known as b-mf-ck. “i hope you didn’t get lost in west wardsboro.”
an insulting term a mature man might use to humiliate a teenager. it implies he is prematurely out of nappies and hence has a wet -rs-. don’t annoy me, you wet–rs-d little pr-ck!
- mayfair pennsylvania
a neighborhood in philadelphia that is tough as sh-t. if u talk sh-t on mayfair u get f-ck-d up. every weekend we get f-ck-d up with kids from many other neighborhoods. this is because mayfair is the sh-t. jeans pizza1 hey tony i just called mayfair b-tches. mayfair pennsylvania? yea u did what? smack thats […]
another verson of the word whatev… for the extremely lazy. used mainly for speedy typing and txtin. “man they’re tearing down your old house.” “whaev”
- roe v wade
v. to terminate a pregnancy by punching a pregnant woman in the stomach (the roe) and then pushing her down a flight of steps (the wade) named after the supreme court decision that legalized abortion. /roe v wading/ roe v waded/ roberta got knocked up so i roe v waded her so i don’t have […]