la pichona


la pichona is a name as well as an essence. she is an overweight, hispanic woman with arching eyebrows that reach to the sky, a tweety-bird tattoo on the back of her calf to show off the loss of her inocence, and also a wicked mustache. she uses purple lipstick that you might find in the 1990’s, and she is very aggressive when it comes to s-x. when hanging with the cholos, she has been known to kick open the front door and yell, “ala verga, putos!” she also tends to have a side-kick a “friendemy” named “la mapacha”
ex.

person a: holy sh-t dude!! look at that chick!!

person b: dude dont look at her. thats a “la pichona”! she will rob you and rape you. the two “rs”

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