lab-tan


lab-tan, the opposite of sun-kissed. one acquires a lab tan when one deprives themselves of sunlight of the natural or manufactured kind. fluorescent lighting is key, as are long nocturnal hours of working.

a common accessory to the lab tan is the 5 day growth beard, and the dark under eye circles that comes from being too cracked out on awful drip pot coffee and snack cakes to sleep normal hours.

2:one may also have a lab tan if they play far too many videogames of the mmorpg variety like world of warcraft: these people start to look like sean patrick flanery in the movie “powder,” the longer these kids or grown men stay in their mother’s bas-m-nt, or the higher their level is in wow, the higher grade of lab tan.
molly mayhem: “hey man, i heard you stayed all night at the lab”

doctor samuel: “yeah you know…just workin on my lab-tan. chicks dig it–

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