labial contusion
from the latin for bruising of the v-g-n-.
a term used when a male friend gets a scr-pped knee or other minor cut from mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.
adam: my neck hurts a little.
dave: gee adam, maybe you need some homeopathic salve for that l-b–l contusion?
latin for bruised v-g-n-.
a term used when a male friend says he doesn’t want to come out but doesn’t have a real excuse.
dave: “hey paul do you want to come mountain biking with us this weekend?”
paul: “no i can’t this weekend.”
dave: “why not? do you have a l-b–l contusion?”
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