Laced Mutton
an old victorian term for a prost-tute.
that expensive laced mutton gave me chlamydia.
a vain, ignorant, and superficial middle-aged woman who unsuccessfully attempts to make herself look youthful by caking on make-up and by wearing the trendy clothing of college-aged females. this phrase is actually an older popular characterization which one occasionally encounters in cl-ssic literature and especially in golden age british mysteries.
check out that noxious old heifer — laced mutton of the first water.
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