Lacing Up
staying the night at an attractive young lady’s house (who happens to have the iq of a goldfish, and is dating you). then, breaking up with her the next morning, after a night full of sticky fingers, and play. oh, and of course, board games. and twister. and of course, youth group the next morning. and baking cookies. and lying on the couch. and we cant forget all of her friends coming over. and lastly, her -rg-sming so hard that her newly died, stapled in hair flies out.
wow. garrett’s gonna have a long night. hes lacing up.
Read Also:
- Fall off the grid
to (seemingly) disappear from the face of the earth disappear to a place one would be very unlikely to be found. what happened to tom? i haven’t talked to him since ten years ago. last time i heard, he got caught up in a drug-related arrest. somehow escaped from prison and was forced to fall […]
- Tiddington
coolest village have you heard of tiddington? its the coolest village… unlike that place called ickford
- tidled
-to pee… everywhere -to make the pee stain sound small when it is actually very large -d-mn it! my dog tidled everywhere even on my boyfriend’s leg. -my cat saw my sister naked and he tidled everywhere. -that movie scared her so much that she tidled her pants. -to pee everywhere -to make the pee […]
- fanfrickity
ultimately sarcastic version of fantastic, taken from the earlier “fanfrickentastic” or “fanfreakentastic” and further slangified. used primarily when things are anything but great. it’s only 8am on monday morning, and already my day is out of control. fanfrickity!
- bellzer
stupid little pillock, with a sqint head, and virtually everything wrong with him that is humanly possible and then some that is the most bellzer like thing i’ve seen stupid queer who thinks he is the incest master bellzer: “i am the incest master!” the incest master “i am bellzer, the incest master”