Lackanookieitis


the mental disease contracted by not getting any poon over a long period of time. symptoms include increased p-rn viewing and more frequent masturbation (yes, even more than usual).

known cures: prost-tutes, single’s bars and frat parties.
after chokin’ the chicken for the 5th time in one day, ken realized he had contracted lackanookieitis and consulted the local prost-tute for “help”.

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