lactard
a person who is lactose intolerant
“babu do you want to get some ice cream?” “sorry jasminda, i cant eat ice cream – im a lactard.”
a person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they’re not.
p1: whoa!! what is that putrid smell? don’t you smell that?
p2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big gl-ss of whole milk i had.
p1: what the heck, aren’t you lactose intolerant?
p2: yeah, sorry.
p1: lactard.
a derogatory term for one who is lactose intolerant combining the word r-t-rd with ‘lactose’.
person 1: “uh, why is that girl drinking soymilk?”
person 2: “because she’s a lactard”.
person 1: “ha ha!”
someone is unable to drink milk and suffers from lactose intolerence
“meg, just take a sip of this milk”
“i already told you, i can’t, i’m a lactard”
a person who cannot consume dairy products without getting terribly ill. symptoms: extreme bloating, pain, becoming farty, and sometimes even nauseous.
“would you like a piece of cheese cake, chan?”
“no way mioshi, i’m a lactard!”
“how about we serve kugels and blintzes?”
“um, i’m pretty sure nikki’s a vegan and padma’s pretty lactarded. it’s probably not a good idea. how about latkes and knishes?”
one who is lactose intolerant and receives constant mocking form their friends for it. lactard
when i eat dairy it explodes out of my -ss. i am a lactard
a person who’s digestive system is severly upset by dairy products
cats are lactards, if they drink too much milk they will have the sh-ts
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