lactating turtle


an insult used to describe some one as either

#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.

#2 fat man who wont get laid.

#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.

#4 f-got

or

#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think
“hey bob”

“f-ck you, you lactating turtle”

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