lactating turtle
an insult used to describe some one as either
#1 slow stupid man who would not get laid.
#2 fat man who wont get laid.
#3 man who tries to hard to get laid.
#4 f-got
or
#5 idiot who thinks hes smarter then he actually think
“hey bob”
“f-ck you, you lactating turtle”
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