lactose snob

a person that has not been clinically diagnosed as lactose intolerant but has fabricated a self diagnosis. the onset of latosce sn-b is usually the result of a traumatic event such as sh-tting oneself as a grown man.
i havnt sh-t myself since i stopped eating dairy.

bro, youre a lactose sn-b!

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