ladies soothing stick
a polite euphemism for a d-ld- or vibrator.
it’s also a nod to the victorian era when female ‘hysteria’ was ‘soothed’ by doctors using medical devices designed to ‘reduce hysteria’ i.e the doctor would fudd off the h-rny woman until she had a m-ssive -rg-sm. no wonder they were popular!
the gmc would have something to say about this practice now!!!!
(lady at hotel reception):- h-llo, i stayed in room 69 last night and think i left something in there…. my….. *ahem*… (whispers) ‘ladies soothing stick’.
receptionist:- oooh, yes, we had a big black d-ld- handed in by one of the cleaners. let me get it for you from lost property. by the way, where did you get that monster from? how are you not walking like john wayne after using that thing!!
hey kids, go play outside. mummy needs 20 minutes with her ladies soothing stick.
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