Lads points
a game where a group of boys gain points for s-x,
1 points for normal s-x.
2 points for getting oral s-x,
3 points for -n-l.
bob: “think im winnin at lads points now, i got -n-l last night, and head from this chick!!! 5 points!!!!! i got 27 now!”
jack: “ahh your still beatin me!”
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