Lady Gorilla Slap
also called the bl–dy gorilla. same as the gorilla slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven p-b-s. requires that time of the month conditions. subsequent and corresponding b-n-r face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam m-ff diving.
derek sure loves melissa. after he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a lady gorilla slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.
marge is quite the butch. when the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde lady gorilla slap.
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