lady lettuce


the term to describe the over-sized inner l-b– of a woman which sometimes appears as if a lettuce has been inserted into the vajayjay
dave: “did she have a cute vajayjay?”
mike: “f-ck no dude! her c-nt lips were so big they looked like a lady lettuce!”

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