lady locker
a slang term for the female reproductive organ (v-g-n-). also known as “axe wound” or “beef curtains”.
man sarah really needs to clean her lady locker, i can smell it from here.
girl 1: you know they won’t let you take that knife through airport security right?
girl 2: it’s okay, i’ll just hide it in my lady locker.
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