lady straddlers


a man’s bulging arms for the ladies to cling on to when they feel insecure, scared, alone, or want to get close to their lover.
mike bellowed out an irresistible mating call to a beautiful lady.

she, feeling so attracted, walked over and grasped his “lady straddlers” and conversed till the sun set.

mike, is the man.

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