Lady Wellington
a p–p that doesn’t smell… only very feminine ladies can deliver such a p–p, on occasion they may smell of roses & pretty things.
“excuse me for a moment darling, i need a lady wellington”
“yes i did a p–p, but it’s a lady wellington so you may enter the toilet with your nose held high”
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